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How to know when you’ve been in Geneva too long

April 14, 2011
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When London calls, sometimes you just have to answer...

After having been in the United Kingdom less than 24 hours, you have

1. looked around in disbelief when a young girl with pink hair and fishnets got on the train and no one looked shocked or disgusted or offended.

2. laid awake at night because the noise is keeping you awake (when said noise consists of two people chatting about 500 metres away)

3. uttered the following:

“Oh my God, look at all the people!”

“wow, it takes you HALF AND HOUR to get to work? How do you cope?”

“ooh, he’s cute. (2 minutes later) Ooh, he’s cute. (2 minutes later) Ooh, super cute. Ooh, he’s really cute.”

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